Showing posts with label batman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label batman. Show all posts

2.19.2009

batman (1989): my review in which i point out that i don't really care for the film batman (1989)

note: this is an amended reprinting of my article originally published on gamespite.net; this is an edited version, edited by my editor there Jeremy Parish. All my original content remains, he just rewrote some phrases (mostly humorous ones) to closely match the style of the site. I would estimate about 90% of it though is exactly as it was when I originally typed it.

Now, as per my current liking of Batman (1989): I still don't care for it that much. Parts are okay, but I really don't care much for this interpretation of Batman. You can ignore the canon silliness I talk about below, because I don't really share that viewpoint anymore. There IS no canon Batman. In the 40s, Batman was noir, and at one point had a gun. In the 50s/60s, Batman was a campy guy; and in the 70s and 80s Batman began to become dark again.

article writ by cortbassist89 Oct 27, 2007


Tim Burton's Batman (1989)

Directed by: Tim Burton
Music by: Danny Elfman, Prince
Theatrical Release Date: June 23, 1989 (USA)
Running Time: 126 Minutes
Genre: Action, Superhero Film

Based on: A long-running comic book character; directorial creativity; moral ambiguity; watching Batman beat up the Joker to Prince music.


The summer before my birth wasn't merely fun and games; it was home to an Academy Award-winning film based on Batman, which is really sort of crazy when you stop and think about it. Nearly everyone in America has seen Burton's Batman. (Or as I like to call it, Batman '89. What, you prefer Burtman or something? That's what I thought.) On the off chance you somehow haven't watched this film, that means you either don't have cable or you don't like Batman. The former is excusable, while the latter... Well, the latter doesn't matter because you don't exist.

Hate to tell you, Generation X, but despite all your rosy nostalgia over Batman '89, it's not actually particularly great. The claims that it is are made by two kinds of people: Those who haven't watched it in its entirety since 1989, and a secret underground society (possibly gnomes) plotting to take over the world by making people endure poor acting.

So sit down, grab some popcorn, and let's chat awhile about Batman '89. I'm watching it so you don't have to. Because I'm just that nice, and also a glutton for punishment. It's a win-win situation for us all.

Tim Burton's Batman is dark, but in a whole different way than comtemporary Batman. Batman at the time had became a dark character, thanks in large part to Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, in 1986. Comics in general became darker in the 80s, with joyful escapism and more gritty gory action. Still, I've never felt that Burton's Batman quite seemed like Batman. Now, there is NO real Batman. There's no defined "THIS IS EXACTLY WHO BATMAN IS" guide; writers and artists change Batman pretty much monthly, if only a little. This quality is in fact why Batman has lasted since the 1940s; he's changed to be relative to each era. But enough of Batman character history, this is a movie review, so if you want history hit up the awesome Batman: Yesterday, Today and Beyond.

Now, you can't really say that Burton's Batman is a bad movie; it's a damn fine piece of entertainment. But it's just that: Burton's Batman, and it shares little in common with the canonical Batman. (Post-Crisis version, OK? None of this silly "Bat-Mite" nonsense.) Burton's Batman is void of hope; he is a ruthless vigilante who does not fight crime to rid the world of it as the traditional Batman does, but rather to ease his secret pain and suffering. Batman doesn't come off as threatening, and his Bruce Wayne alter ego doesn't come off as a tortured soul who uses the guise of a playboy to fool the world. Rather, he seems like a reclusive billionaire with a peculiarly large collection of ancient deadly weapons.



The plot isn't horrible, but it's certainly not great, either. It's fairly original in that it is not a straight adaptation of any one Batman comic; in fact, it's relatively above-average as far as comic book films go. We find Batman in the early days of his vigilantism, in one of the most barren, dirty, and downright depressing places you'll ever see: Gotham City. The city's widespread violence and excess of baroque architecture has Gotham experiencing one of the worst depressions in recent history, because no one wants to go near this death trap. As in Miller's Year One, mobsters are running Gotham into the ground, flooding it with drugs, crime, and poverty.

The film also covers the Joker's origin, respecting his original acid-bath birth while adding a mobster backstory, a history of insanity, and a name on top of that. This pretty much means that while the canon Joker went insane after one bad day and a dip in some chemicals, Burton's Joker, Jack Napier, was insane and committing crime long before his chemical peel. More than that, Burton changed Bruce Wayne's origin to add tension between Batman and the Joker: in Batman '89, it was the pre-Joker Napier who killed Bruce's parents.

This of course completely eclipses the fact that the canon Joker and Batman already had tension between them. The Joker was Batman's archnemesis, the one criminal who consistently pushed his wits and brawn to the limits. This was all accented more by the fact that The Joker truly wasn't all that different from The Batman. Both were, to an extent, sociopathic (see 1989's graphic novel Arkham Asylum). Plus, both had become who they were due solely to one bad day (as in 1988's graphic novel The Killing Joke, by Alan Moore).

Of course, fidelity to the source is barely half of what is important in a film adaptation. The other half is how the rest of it plays out. That's where the movie's good; not excellent, not amazing, just good. Casting, for the most part, is not too bad. Kim Basinger delivers a perfectly acceptable performance as Vicki Vale, and Michael Gough's Alfred is adequate considering the amount of screen time he receives. Billy Dee Williams's talent is wasted here, as his role as District Attorney Harvey Dent is small, and poorly utilized.

As with any movie, the meat is really in the leads, and that's where Batman '89 somewhat fails. Jack Nicholson's performance as the Joker is a great one -- not much of a stretch from Nicholson's previous film roles, but still a great performance. Nicholson is simply one of those actors that's just plain fun to watch; that remains true here too.


Unfortunately, Michael Keaton's performance as Batman/Bruce Wayne is disappointing; He fails to emote in nearly every scene, leaving us with the impression of Bruce Wayne as a psychotic recluse, not the angst-filled vigilante we all know and love. Michael Keaton is a fine actor, so it is beyond me why here he chose to read lines rather than act; it's a big difference, and certainly a noticeable one.

But taken by another standard, Batman '89 is in truth a decent and sometimes even great action flick. Fidelity and acting aren't important to everyone; as a big, dumb action flick, Batman '89 excels: The fighting is top notch, the storyline cleverly combines the campy and the macabre, Kim Basinger isn't too hard on the eyes, and outside of the leading man, the acting is mostly passable and occasionally exceptional. Plus, words can't begin to describe the pure bliss of watching Michael Keaton beat up Jack Nicholson to Prince music.

So is it a bad film? No way -- to call it that would be a grave injustice. Seldom does a genuinely bad movie become the highest grossing film of the year. I would also be doing it an injustice if I failed to recognize Batman '89's importance to the Batman franchise as a whole: Along with Year One and The Dark Knight Returns, it helped returned Batman to his darker roots from which the character had strayed since before the debut of campy '60s television series starring Adam West.

Yes, indeed, Batman '89 is a good superhero film, whose only real flaw is not sticking close enough to the source material, and that flaw only matters if it bothers you. And it only bothers you if you utterly lack a sense of perspective.

And while Batman '89 may have had enough commercial tie-ins and licensed products to make you sick, including the crazy-popular NES? game, at least it wasn't a complete directorial perversion of the Batman name. That came with Burton's next effort...

ttyl

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images courtesy batman unmasked

2.10.2009

batman is my guitar hero

As promised, as delivered. I make good on my word!

I love making Guitar Hero World Tour (360) characters. It's pretty awesome, and I'm pretty awesome at it. My GH band is named Superfluous, and for it I have many custom characters, including Donkey Kong, Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Batgirl, the black and the white Green Lantern, Spider-Man, Venom, The Riddler, and the Joker.

Pictures below! As always, click to enlarge, my lovely little internet people.

Ttyl

ps the first one is Donkey Kong









1.26.2009

conchordy goodness

Flight of the Conchords is now in its second season, and so far I've enjoyed the two new episodes. The music isn't quite as strong as the first season (though still very funny), but I think the comedy and writing actually might be a little bit better.

In other news, I found a cool t-shirt website, threadless.com, where you can set up an account and submit shirt ideas, and the site's community votes on them. If you wanna check out my ideaas, go to http://www.threadless.com/profile/885009/themilkman89.

So to the pictures!



This is a kinda poster I made while listening to Hypnotize by System of a Down. It's a good exercise, listening to music and sketching whatever random visual pops into your head.



This is a drawing I did of Batman and Robin (DC Comics). I like this style myself.



And this is a more artsy picture. I stared at my hand for a long long time to draw that hand lol. I actually drew this long before the house fire I was in New Years.

So yeah. That's it for today's update.

ttyl


Special Preview of the Next Update! I like to make awesome custom characters in Guitar Hero 4. Like Batman and Robin, or the Riddler. I'm gonna post some pics soon.

1.17.2009

to the batcave!


Turbines to speed!

So this blog is going to be mostly random, as it is mostly just to show off some new pics, but I also wanna rant about who's its and what's its. Firstly, I love the Justice League Unlimited. It's probably the best superhero cartoon ever. Period. It introduced me to Booster Gold, and that's awesome, and has storylines so awesome one of them involves a Gorilla Batman.

Gorilla.

BATMAN.

Also, as a big Flight of the Conchords fan (New Zealand's fourth-most popular folk rock band!), I was very excited to stumble upon a movie called Eagle Vs Shark, an indie kiwi comedy starring Conchord Jemaine Clement. It was funny and touching, with a tone falling somewhere between Napoleon Dynamite and Science of Sleep. This movie certainly isn't for everybody, but I loved it.

And onto more photos! Other than my above-seen Batmobile (DC Comics), I also drew a couple Spider-Men (Marvel).


This Spider-Man is hanging from his feet from a string of web. I really wish people would showcase the fact that Spider-Man can not only crawl but walk on walls. That is, that his feet are magically delicious sticky. Ergo, he should be able to grab onto some web just fine with his feet.


This Spider-Man is another exhibition of his footy abilities; he's just chilling, giving you the big ol' double thumbs-up.

And I leave you, fine people of Le World, with a mock Batman page I did; the close-ups are detailed, but the other shots are a quirkier style I like. Click to enlarge.



Ttyl.

12.23.2008

life, texas, surgery, and crying batman

So I went to Texas with my friends Brian and Joe over the weekend; it was quite a bit of fun. Just driving around down there is exciting!

Because you could die at any minute; I've never seen worse traffic than I saw in Ft. Worth.

Things I observed:
~No one will yield for you.
~Even if mandated by driving law.
~They'll actually probably just cut you off.
~Don't bother honking, they know you're there--they just do not care at all.

BUT
Fort Worth was also a really fun place; there's something alluring about being somewhere where you don't know anyone at all, and no one knows you. A certain freedom I guess. Plus, we went to Jack-N-the-box! A wondrous place, that I really wish Oklahoma hadn't gotten rid of for whatever reason.

While we were there, we also went to some mall in Fort Worth and to this huge awesome grocery store called Central Market, that had all kinds of awesome foods, foreign and domestic. I left there with a baguette (great), some Japanese ramen noodles (also great), and a bag of British Breakfast tea (amazing).

And yes, we also stopped by a pr0n shop (we don't have those here in Oklahoma), and had many a laugh at the ridiculous video titles and premises.

On the way back from Texas, we stopped off in Lawton to see a mutual friend we met at Izumicon--an OKC anime convention--in November. It was a pretty awesome visit. We went to a mall there, where everyone knew everyone, and we went to the first K-Mart I've seen in Oklahoma for at least five years. We had some great food at a local IHOP (kudos Lawton IHOP employees!).

We also played hide-and-seek, which was great fun, and reminded me of Jon Lajoie's song High as F***. As we get older, we really DO forget how to play, and just enjoy ourselves, it seems.

Then Monday after returning from Winter Break Road Trip 2008, I had surgery to remove a vericose vein from my left testicle, and to widen my urethra. Everything went fine, I wasn't accidently castrated or anything. I am however in quite a bit of pain now (it hurts even to fart) and am currently hoping for my loritab to kick in and take me back to magical drowsy happy land. I'm no longer urinating blood though, which is a relief to be sure.

So now that everyone's all updated and whatnot, today's pic: Crying Batman!



Batman is sad because his parents are deeeaaaaaddddddd.

Anyway, this was my attempt at drawing a more emotional side of Batman than typically seen. It wasn't inspired by anything, really, other than the thought that I bet Batman probably randomly breaks down into tears--someone who dresses like a bat and fights crime can't be that emotionally stable.

I took a pic of my best fake-cry face and used that as a reference; aside from the Batman's lips being a bit big, I'm pretty happy with the end result.

As always, comments both welcome and appreciated!