This piece is fairly old; now I'm gonna make you read about it!
Wookiees are probably my favorite Star Wars race. They're tall, they're vicious, they're furry. They're like Robin Williams with roid rage. In Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic, they even get to be an allegory for slavery.
So here's Chewbacca, the most well-known Wookiee, soul mate of Han Solo (sorry Leia), and a sore loser at Future Chess. Hell, he was pretty much a space pirate to begin with anyway, now he's just got the garb and cutlass to show for it.
[star wars is owned by george lucas, or his people or whoever; satan own's lucas's soul, so he probably owns star wars too]
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